This is Sparta!!!!!!!! (Kicks kh, ivan, colin into the never ending hole..lolz)

Wahhh..... cannot tahan man...doing the silly genetics paper analysis....which i have to do all 0n my own....unlike ivan tham who finished coz he has senior's report....stupid big bird #^%#.... my brain is so gooey now...i'm melting...melting i tell u.... Anyway..I will try to blog about 300...i hope this time...my com doen't 'heng kei'...crappy com...so now ..i probably save my bloggings in MS word first...hahaha

300 is a bloody awesome movie man...literally bloody...full of gore...From the start of the movie..u can see blood being spilled out in gallons, limbs being cut off, a head rotating 360' (like some Nike Air advertisement).. Basically this movie is about the resilience of the 300 spartan men against tens of thousands of persians who are trying to invade Sparta..Oh yeah..chloe told me, jj and felix that she loved spartan men.....esp. their greasy, sweaty, oily well-tanned 6-packed bodies...it explains her msn nickname now....'-tinychloe- The most wonderful feeling was waking up beside u, spartan'.. ( I have a feeling that Chloe is so gonna kill me when i see her in lab on Monday...lolz)

As i was saying.. the leader of Sparta, Kign Leonidas was against the idea of Persia taking over Sparta...even though the Xerxes, king of Persia offered Leonidas to be ruler of the entire persian army....BTW, king Xerxes really redefined the word kinky... He pierced his whole body, only wears golden underwear...and is so freaking gay....esp. the part where he tried to negotiate with leonidas...he just placed both his hands on leonidas...like he got some arousal...eishhhhhh..creepy

As we all know...both sides went into war...and the spartans...oh boy....they fought so stylo man..so 'chun' man. The fighting was like LOTR and matrix combined...I havent' seen any ancient fight scene like that....Imagine...the spartans were so good...that they defeated the entire foot-soldiers, horse calvary, so-called 'immortals' who i think are failed ninja warriors since they are so laupek, a clumsy rhino and elephants and one hyper-testosterone giant that mati katak so easily... Even the queen of sparta also very fierce..had affair with one man..then killed him...scary man... I think the spartans had a harder time removing away all those dead persians rather than killing them..

U called me WHAT???? U can call me flabby, porky, chubby or whatever....but don't EVER call me FAT!!! For this is SPARTA!!! (kicks poor black dude down the never-ending smelly hole)

Spartans doing what they do best....fighting to the very end....HOOM!!!! (Spartan battle cry)

WAH LAU WEH!!! Faster finish shooting those arrows lah!!! My bladder want to BURST already!!! Boi tahan liao!!!

Leonidas to Xerxes: Oi...massage lower...lower.....u tall black freako!!
Xerxes to Leonidas: U mean here?? (Almost touching Leonidas's posterior)
Leonidas to Xerxes: Yes!!! Thats what i am talking about!!!
YEAH!OHH, YEAH! BABY, YEAH!!!

Anyway...go watch the show to see the ending for urself...It maybe too bloody for some but undoubtly u'll find urself highly motivated after the show..Heck..i felt tired before the show..but after i watched it..i feel very energetic...Adrenaline levels pumping out to the max..King Leonidas just knows how to motivate his men...saying things like Spartans!!! Help me wash my dirty undies....Spartans!!! Let's go pang sai now...Spartans!!! Let's dine char kuey tiaw now..for tonight we dine in hell!!! I will always remember him when i play dota...since i am a feeder and a noob...Whenever i get pawned...i will msge to my team mates and say that i died for the sake of the team...So now...its all up to u all to push the middle lane...and end this game in victory!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!

We're back! Muahaha!

Wow.... what a day that has been....Just watched 300 just now... it totally blown my mind away..freakin superb movie..but more on that later.... Sorry for the delay in blogging... I couldn't find anything interesting to blog... Life hasn't been as interesting as it used to in campus.. It's currently more of mugging, reports and assignments.. Yucks...Today was just the same..going to class early (10 am) and ending late (7pm) sigh.....

There was also genetics lab...which we were supossed to view an expression of some gene (lac Z) i think.. Basically, me, Colin and Ivan didn't do much work...it was Chloe aka 'Che Che' & Hui Ru who did most of it...Thanks girls for doing >90% of the work....Since there was a long incubation time...we decided to take photos

Group pic: Sitting from left (parents) : Chloe and Felix
Standing from left (children) : Colin, Ivan, Kh, me

Ivan laughing to himself after sharing some dirty joke

Chloe; being drunk after inhaling to much X-gal solution, 50% bleach and PBT solution

Felix; typical of someone who plays dota until 5 am... It is a daily affair...He sleeps in at least one class..

Bottle containing the embryo of hunchback, not 'brokeback' fruitfly that we are supposed to collect...yucks

Anyway... after lab there was Bioactive Chem lec that finished until. 7...they should stop having classes this late...I was so hungry...Then we went to pyramid to eat...where after much discussion we all went to McD's...yeah..in the discussion we only had KFC and McD's to choose...so it wasn't too difficult...But it was after dinner that we were all looking forwards too...Watching 300.. the epic fantasy of all alpha males..if u're a guy and u don't like it...u're a sissy boy...GO...Run to mummy!!!! MUAHAHAHA

Shit...i posted something about 300 but then my com hanged and then all my bloggings bout 300 just dissapeared...eishhhh....Will post them next time....

DOTA + YUI

It's almost 1am and i'm still waiting to connect into Blueserver...speaking about DOTA; i just did something unthinkable amid the skirmishes which merely hastened the demise of my hero but its way too embarrassing to be revealed so that's all you should know LOL.

While waiting for normal operations of the server to resume, i decided to browse through some of YUI's music videos. I don't understand the japanese language but i absolutely like what i hear LOL. She kinda reminds me of Avril Lavigne and Lene Marlin though..

Life

Rolling Star

First Week Of the Final Semester

As I walked out of the lab management lecture at 4 00p.m, it marks the end of my first week classes for this final semester. Semester by semester, the timetable is getting better and better. Since in the past I usually took four subjects with lab, I felt extra free this semester mainly as there is only two labs which is GEN3030 and bioactive .The elective which I had chosen for this semester was lab management and marketing theory and practice. The former subject is not as it seems and it does not require us to attend any practical classes whereas for the latter subject, I will elaborate more on it in the later part. Throughout my 3 years in Monash, this semester was the best in term of the amount of days I need to be in the Uni and there is no more 8 am classes. Hell yeah, my classes was only Mon-Thurs with only one class allocated on Thurs.

Alright, after cracking my head throughout my summer holiday, I finally decided to take marketing as my elective out of desperation. The initial choice for my elective was actually microeconomics but I ended up taking marketing as I does not like the timetable allocated for the microeconomics. And here I go taking marketing this semester with the hope of getting previous assignment, notes and tutorial exercise from the rest of the homies since they already took it in the 2005 summer. The marketing tutorial which I attended today was the first tutorial for this semester since the tutorial for remaining subjects will only begin in the second week. As blur as usual, I did not know that there would be tutorial for marketing in the first week as tutorial usually begins on the second week for science subjects. My initial allocation was on Tues 2-3 and god knows where I loiter around with the fellow homies on that time. Thanks goodness there is 9 tutorials allocated for that subject and so I decided to attend the tutorial on Wed 2-3. But once again, I ‘accidentally’ skipped the tutorial on Wednesday as me and the fellow homies went to ss15 after lecture at 1pm to do something which we promise we would not do. What’s the promise we made? Yeah you guess it rite, we promise not to DOTA anymore since last semester. It turns to be fiasco isn’t it?

Due to my repeated mistakes, I told myself that I would definitely attend the tutorial classes either on Thurs 11-12 or 12-1. As I woke up around 9 45 a.m on Thursday morning, I can feel the motivation within me to attend the 11am tutorial. As I was getting ready to leave my house, I realized that I had left my com on overnight to download the movie ‘Night in the museum’ and it was completely downloaded at that time. So what did I do? Yeah u guess it rite. I sat on the chair in front of my com and I enjoyed watching the movie till around 11 15a.m. At that particular time , I told myself ‘DIE DIE ALSO MUZ GO TUTORIAL ‘.Hence, with my strong will to go for tutorial, I immediately shuts down my computer and headed to uni where I reached at about 11 50a.m. Yeah, im finally in time to attend the tutorial and im really proud of myself for being able to attend the tutorial with my strong will.

As I enter the tutorial room, there was only two students with one busy reading while the other busy listening to songs. Puzzled whether Im in the wrong class, I took up the courage to ask them if im in marketing tutorial. Yes, was the answer and at that particular moment, I said to myself ‘Yes Ivan, u finally made it to the marketing tutorial’. As the tutorial begins, there are only 12 students included myself. Wow, what a small tutorial classes. Im not use to it as the tutorial classes for the science subject would usually had around 20-30 students. Putting that aside, I get really shocked when im told in the tutorial that I would actually required to present my tutorial answer in front of the classes in a PowerPoint form. Previously, kh told me that we would juz need to do one tutorial and read out the answer to the class and that’s it, full stop. Not only we need to present one particular tutorial in front of the class, but we are also required to hand in 2 pages long tutorial answer every week. Oh man, u guys wont know how disappointed I am at that period of time. However, it was still better than taking elective with practical classes and struggling with additional lab report every week rite? To make matter worst, im taking this particular subject alone and so, there would be no one for me to discuss the tutorial question or even the presentation slide with,. The tutorial finally ended and in being disappointed, I went to the computer lab and simply surfing the net and save up all the marketing stuff. After two hours doing nutz in the com lab, I get my ass off the seat and headed towards the lab management lecture. There, I met Hui ru and who know, she told me that she took marketing last summer and the tutorial question was exactly the same as hers. So what evil thinking do u think I have in mind? Yeah, I asked her for her marketing stuff and she said she will pass the soft and hard copy to me provided I bought her 3 types of chocolate. I was so happy on that period of time as there was still hope for me to surivive in marketing class. To tell the truth, science subject was all about memorizing but as far as the first lecture are concern, I don’t think pure memorizing would allow me to do any good in this marketing subject. I’m somehow still worried on how im gonna survive in this marketing classes. Alrite there are more to write but if I gonna write all u guyz will get bored reading all my craps. Ok till nxt time.(Actually gonna play game with frens dats y lazy to continue blog hehe )

1/03/07, A DAY TO REMEMBER

After looking at the length of Kh's blog, I decided that I must start blogging before Kh overtakes this blog LOL. Hmm today just like any other day,i had the privilege of not having class for the whole day unlike the rest of my homies which needed to attend classes for marketing and lab management. Well for the entire day, I just sat at home n watched tv all day long and after a while i decided to wash my car instead.

Let me tell u, I was pratically struggling to wash my car maybe because i did not exercise for a long period of time but after a few rounds of tug-of-war with my muscles and summoning every ounce of energy inside my body to finish washing the car.I finally finished the task, and then i slowly manoveured my car out of the car porch and parked outside.I parked outside due to the sole reason that the my 54 year old housemate did not allow me to park inside because he said the parking space is his territory.Anyways, when I parked my squeaky clean car just right in front of my house the worst thing happened.

At first, I could hear thunder and then it was all clear IT STARTED RAINING! I was on my knees shouting to the skies, WHY? WHY? No la, I did not do that! The thing that i did was that I rushed into my house n started to ponder,'Why everytime when I wash my car,it will always rain? At that time, it was around 2.20pm I think. Anyways I proceeded to the bath room n took a bath after the much challenging car wash.

After finishing my bath, I went out for lunch and to my dismay all the shops near to my house where i usually have my lunch were closed. Oh man, with an empty stomach I came back home and decided to read some of the GEN3030 notes because of peer pressure from the rest of my homies but to tell u guys the truth, it only lasted a few minutes haha.Then I recalled that I have a wedding dinner to attend this Sunday night,I got excited because this was the first time that a soon to marry couple actually invited me to go with my name on the invitation card coz last time it was always with my parents. That means only my parents name will be on the invitation card for an example: Mr Henry Ong and family, so basically I am under the family category.

So with all the enthusiasm, I tried on my shirt and with my coat that I will be wearing this Sunday and when I tried on my pants. Gosh! It could not fit anymore, I had to suck in so much air just to get the zipper to close up. Conclusion = I put on weight during CNY season. I was very sad at that time but i told myself I gotta at least lose some weight during these few days though it sounds awfully impossible and ridiculous but still I must do it coz it wouldnt be nice for me to buy another pair of pants because the coat were tailor-made and the new pants might not match the colour of the coat. But i do have a back up plan if i couldnt fit in the pants, I decided that I would just struggle through the whole wedding ceremony. The thing that I am most concerned is that will the button of my pants give way when I start filling my stomach with food, that would be a very terrible thing to happen in a wedding ceremony isnt it? Imagine the button suddenly shooting off and hitting right on the bridegroom's head, Gosh! this is gonna be bad. If u guys have any ideas to solve this thing, pls write in under this topic's comment. Any ideas are much appreciated

So basically, that's what I did today. It was rather a funny and weird day I would say. During evening, played Dota with Ivan Tham and Diensong. The same things happened, it was a laggy game and Ivan kept saying that I was a noob despite of him farming neutral creeps in the jungle of Timbaktu. Girls it is ok if you do not understand this haha.Well Diensong, he is just the typical guy with a high erupting hormone to kill he would not care whether he will be dead as long as he is able to kill the opponent. But overall, it was a very fun-filled and funny game. Till next time guys, will keep you updated! I gotta go n study bioactive, sci2010 and gen3030 now, Can you feel the pressure haha?