Wahhh..... cannot tahan man...doing the silly genetics paper analysis....which i have to do all 0n my own....unlike ivan tham who finished coz he has senior's report....stupid big bird #^%#.... my brain is so gooey now...i'm melting...melting i tell u.... Anyway..I will try to blog about 300...i hope this time...my com doen't 'heng kei'...crappy com...so now ..i probably save my bloggings in MS word first...hahaha
300 is a bloody awesome movie man...literally bloody...full of gore...From the start of the movie..u can see blood being spilled out in gallons, limbs being cut off, a head rotating 360' (like some Nike Air advertisement).. Basically this movie is about the resilience of the 300 spartan men against tens of thousands of persians who are trying to invade Sparta..Oh yeah..chloe told me, jj and felix that she loved spartan men.....esp. their greasy, sweaty, oily well-tanned 6-packed bodies...it explains her msn nickname now....'-tinychloe- The most wonderful feeling was waking up beside u, spartan'.. ( I have a feeling that Chloe is so gonna kill me when i see her in lab on Monday...lolz)
As i was saying.. the leader of Sparta, Kign Leonidas was against the idea of Persia taking over Sparta...even though the Xerxes, king of Persia offered Leonidas to be ruler of the entire persian army....BTW, king Xerxes really redefined the word kinky... He pierced his whole body, only wears golden underwear...and is so freaking gay....esp. the part where he tried to negotiate with leonidas...he just placed both his hands on leonidas...like he got some arousal...eishhhhhh..creepy
As we all know...both sides went into war...and the spartans...oh boy....they fought so stylo man..so 'chun' man. The fighting was like LOTR and matrix combined...I havent' seen any ancient fight scene like that....Imagine...the spartans were so good...that they defeated the entire foot-soldiers, horse calvary, so-called 'immortals' who i think are failed ninja warriors since they are so laupek, a clumsy rhino and elephants and one hyper-testosterone giant that mati katak so easily... Even the queen of sparta also very fierce..had affair with one man..then killed him...scary man... I think the spartans had a harder time removing away all those dead persians rather than killing them..
300 is a bloody awesome movie man...literally bloody...full of gore...From the start of the movie..u can see blood being spilled out in gallons, limbs being cut off, a head rotating 360' (like some Nike Air advertisement).. Basically this movie is about the resilience of the 300 spartan men against tens of thousands of persians who are trying to invade Sparta..Oh yeah..chloe told me, jj and felix that she loved spartan men.....esp. their greasy, sweaty, oily well-tanned 6-packed bodies...it explains her msn nickname now....'-tinychloe- The most wonderful feeling was waking up beside u, spartan'.. ( I have a feeling that Chloe is so gonna kill me when i see her in lab on Monday...lolz)
As i was saying.. the leader of Sparta, Kign Leonidas was against the idea of Persia taking over Sparta...even though the Xerxes, king of Persia offered Leonidas to be ruler of the entire persian army....BTW, king Xerxes really redefined the word kinky... He pierced his whole body, only wears golden underwear...and is so freaking gay....esp. the part where he tried to negotiate with leonidas...he just placed both his hands on leonidas...like he got some arousal...eishhhhhh..creepy
As we all know...both sides went into war...and the spartans...oh boy....they fought so stylo man..so 'chun' man. The fighting was like LOTR and matrix combined...I havent' seen any ancient fight scene like that....Imagine...the spartans were so good...that they defeated the entire foot-soldiers, horse calvary, so-called 'immortals' who i think are failed ninja warriors since they are so laupek, a clumsy rhino and elephants and one hyper-testosterone giant that mati katak so easily... Even the queen of sparta also very fierce..had affair with one man..then killed him...scary man... I think the spartans had a harder time removing away all those dead persians rather than killing them..
U called me WHAT???? U can call me flabby, porky, chubby or whatever....but don't EVER call me FAT!!! For this is SPARTA!!! (kicks poor black dude down the never-ending smelly hole)
Spartans doing what they do best....fighting to the very end....HOOM!!!! (Spartan battle cry)
WAH LAU WEH!!! Faster finish shooting those arrows lah!!! My bladder want to BURST already!!! Boi tahan liao!!!
Leonidas to Xerxes: Oi...massage lower...lower.....u tall black freako!!Xerxes to Leonidas: U mean here?? (Almost touching Leonidas's posterior)
Leonidas to Xerxes: Yes!!! Thats what i am talking about!!!
YEAH!OHH, YEAH! BABY, YEAH!!!
Anyway...go watch the show to see the ending for urself...It maybe too bloody for some but undoubtly u'll find urself highly motivated after the show..Heck..i felt tired before the show..but after i watched it..i feel very energetic...Adrenaline levels pumping out to the max..King Leonidas just knows how to motivate his men...saying things like Spartans!!! Help me wash my dirty undies....Spartans!!! Let's go pang sai now...Spartans!!! Let's dine char kuey tiaw now..for tonight we dine in hell!!! I will always remember him when i play dota...since i am a feeder and a noob...Whenever i get pawned...i will msge to my team mates and say that i died for the sake of the team...So now...its all up to u all to push the middle lane...and end this game in victory!!!! MUAHAHAHA!!
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dude, what's up with you tonight la haha so farney, like a testosterone-driven KL boy running around his house shouting SPARTAAA, anyway its an awesome movie i admit; nearly slept in the cinema but when leonidas shouted,' this is SPARTAAA', turned out i was so alert throughout the movie LOL
HAHAHAHAHHA omg this is so funny!!! dee dee i didn't know you can be so hilarious! btw its all 8.. EIGHT... freaking 8 pacs okay NOT 6... they are allllllll so sexay! i want to sleep with them ALL the 300 spartans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha... yea... you're so going to get it soon!
Dude...discovered your blog, SPARTANS FOREVER!!!
Good for people to know.
YAY SPARTANS YOU GUYS ARE AWSOME
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